Ha, Las Vegas under 4 inches of snow. How cool is that? We woke up to a balmy 8 degrees this morning, but it is not to last. This afternoon temps start to drop and lot’s of snow. We at Homes for Heroes thank you for wishing all the snow. I am enjoying it immensely.
I have a ton of stuff today but I wanted again to mention that we have a soldier in need of assistance. He is looking for a place to live in the Victoria TX area. Email or call Vic Luebker at 210-544-3188 with any assistance or contacts that may help him out.

I wonder how many we will sell?
Who needs a dog recipe? There is a website out there called
fail blog. It has photos and videos of life’s unintended consequences. Pretty funny and not racy at all. Maybe a bathing suit. I use this site daily just to put a different spin on my morning perspectives. A good chuckle to be had by all.
Well this morning I put those same words into Google. You know, “Cold weather fire fighting” and I think things have calmed down a bit. This time the search came back with actual fire fighting video. Although there were still UFO videos mixed in with some other videos regarding beaches? Here is an example of how not to put out a gas fire. Any tips on what they should have done it? I think I would not have towed it sooner. But then again……
From the Chiefs Corner, we are being asked to be the police chief and come up with a solution. Here is the situation. There has been an increase in cars being broken into. This upcoming week is a large Church week and the Chief is looking for some ideas on how to keep that to a minimum. The burglaries dummies, not church. My first thought was attack dogs in Church parking lots, but that was quickly shot down by my dog, Angel. After yesterdays article regarding talking animals, I just had to listen. She told me that there would be no way in heck she would sit out side in the cold winter just to keep people from busting into cars. I then told her the cars were actually squirrel jails and people would be coming out to set the squirrels free. Well she has signed up at the First Emmanuel Church to ensure that no squirrels are set free. Not really, we live too far away. She was interested though. But I think it is a neat challenge and maybe someone will come up with a great solution. I have put the Chiefs link on my roster, go check it out.
Well if the oil and energy crisis wasn’t bad enough we now are using oil in our computers!! What you ask? I will repeat. We are now using oil in our computers! It seems that oil is not only a cheap energy source it can also be used to cool processors on our desk tops. Apparently gaming freaks have know for some time that heat is a limiting factor when it comes to processing speeds. So if they can keep the processors cooler they will be able to whack more trolls faster and with better graphics. Figures it would take a college student to figure that out. So if anyone out there knows a computer gaming geek, turn them to this article and watch them drool and revise letters to Santa.
Now I am not going to call my self a genius or anything, but remember yesterday when I said that mortgage rates will probably drop? Well they have, nearly half a point bringing a 30 year fixed rate to 5.19%. Not sure if it will drop more but if you are sitting on a 6 or 7% mortgage now, call your Homes for Heroes affiliate and get in on this low rate band wagon. Just to put it into perspective, the last time rates were this low was 1971. Yes, 1971. Heck my wife wasn’t even born yet. Now that would be an interesting topic at the dinner table. “Honey?” “Yes dear?” “Did you know that our interest rate on our mortgage is lower than you are old?”(keep in mind this is me talking) “That’s fine dear, now finish your soup.” Or something along those lines. It would be cool though. You could have the same interest rate as your parents first mortgage.
QUIZ TIME FOR HOMES FOR HEROES. This may or may not be a new feature at Homes for Heroes. I was doing some research for an article and found these photos. I asked my colleagues in the office if they knew what they were. The response was hilarious so I thought I would ask you out there the same thing. What the heck is this?

What the heck is it?
Hint? It is not robot parts as one colleague thought, nor is it a device to keep you from scratching. Another hint? McKenzie is its name. Okay time is up. Next picture. What the heck is this?

No it is not a toilet!
Hint? It is not the mobs updated version of cement boots. Another? No, it is not a varicose vein treatment device.
Well, do want to know what they are? You do? Are youuuu suuuurrre? You will have to wait till tomorrow. But I can’t wait till tomorrow. Just ask my wife. I am the worst at surprises and secrets. So I will answer the question. Just what the heck is it? The first is called the McKenzie mitt. (no not you McKenzie, she is my niece). It was invented back in the early 1900′s by a security guard that had fallen asleep and his prisoner grabbed his gun and shot him. This device eliminates that worry but brings about it’s demise. Remember unintended consequences? Well what happens if the criminal wants to take a nature break. The guard would then have to decide to assist, which was not in the contract or remove the mitts which brings you right back to the reason they were wearing them in the first place. So they did not do to well on the market. The second picture is that of an Oregon boot. It was patented in 1866 by, you guessed it, a prison warden. It was made to be the competitor of the shackles. It was quite effective in its design. A prisoner could walk quite normally without all that chain clanking or needing assistance going up and down stairs. If the prisoner thought that he would make a run for it, well just picture trying to run with 40 to 60 pounds strapped to your ankles. It is not possible to run with those things on. Why didn’t they catch on? Well think about it. If you are a prison guard, which is easier to lug around? 60 pounds of metal or a 4 pound chain? So again, unintended consequences of a great idea.
Another reminder to all of you. This site is mostly to chronicle the lighter side of uniformed life. Whether that be in a civil service capacity or uniformed forces. I have been holding back, and that should please you. Let’s start hearing what kind of things you would do to combat boredom? In Okinawa my buds and I when not creating earthquakes would collect jungle bugs, spray them in an epoxy type stuff and then display them around the work area. Some were down right dangerous and should not have been messed with. But then again you know Marines. Too dumb to know any better.
Semper Fi